[earlier banter about nothing]
10:28 AM me: ok, get back to "work"
 Mister: right, where did I put my beer and fried chicken.....
10:29 AM me: check under your desk
  by the porn
 Mister: ahh, yes
10:30 AM crack pipe and game console on top of the desk, beer, fried chicken, and porn under the desk
 me: i'm glad you are so organized at "work"
10:31 AM where's the hooker?
 Mister: your mom wasn't available today
10:32 AM me: i KNEW that was coming. i totally set myself up
 Mister: yep, thanks for that
  go back to working on your "paper"
 me: right.
  get me a car bitch
10:34 AM Mister: here ya' go http://madison.craigslist.org/car/322536431.html 
  oohh, even better http://madison.craigslist.org/car/321407023.html 
 me: i'm seriously laughing out loud
10:35 AM i look like a crazy lady
  i like the first one
10:36 AM Mister: then again, if money were no object http://madison.craigslist.org/car/331061893.html 
 me: you are enjoying this WAY too much
10:37 AM you are hilarious.  seriously
  i'm crying
| 5 minutes | 
10:42 AM me: i think we should try to get a loan for the camo one
  i would look so tough
 Mister: for sure
10:44 AM you'd also look super tough in something like this http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/323947428.html 
  what do you think?
10:45 AM me: i think that has your name written all over it
  seriously, people keep looking at me.  stop making me laugh!
10:47 AM Mister: alright, alright
  have you ever seen the 'best of' craigslist though?
10:48 AM me: i get the feeling that this will be very helpful in getting my 15-20 page paper written by 5 today
 Mister: totally
  good luck!
 
 
 
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